一场欢乐的party,枯树上的最后一片叶子

日期:2019-10-09编辑作者:今日影评

    这是一部B级片,但如果刨去了B的成分,这是部诙谐轻松欢快温情的喜剧片。
    德国的片子,想不到这样个严谨的名族也会拍这么B的片子,很是欢乐~~~

问:哪部喜剧片让你百看不厌? 系列电影《唐人街探案》这部喜剧片让我百看不厌。

讲述三个故事:Sin City,The Big Fat Kill和That Yellow Bastard。这三个故事都发生在一个虚构的城市—罪恶之城,而在这座城市中,主教大人、参议员、警察却正是罪恶的根源。故事由米基·洛克所扮演的丑陋的大块头Marv开始。他与漂亮女人歌迪发生了一夜情,歌迪的美貌与柔情令他有一种被救赎的感觉,并让他第一次感受到来自女人的“爱”。但当MARV半夜惊醒,却发现睡在身边的歌迪已经被杀。他却成警方追捕的对象。MARY为抓住杀死歌迪的真凶,展开了复仇之旅。

    一开场就是个倒霉的人,以学分不够威胁女学生不能毕业要求从了自己的大学校长,结果JJ被TT咬掉。
    之后是cop的亲身经历,找男妓时候通过墙壁投影以及男妓的精神赞同还有自豪的反复重申“32cm”甚是搞笑,更搞笑的是因为太大了,于是没被咬掉。。。。于是有了后来大到可以直吞人面的为他特制款TT。哈哈哈哈哈
    只有cop坚信TT是生物体,于是广受警局排挤。直到cop前男友吃醋愤怒带个刀闯入他家要杀他,却莫名其妙的在包里塞了个TT,TT自己动起来把ex吓的杀人未遂并帮助cop捕捉TT。于是这个TT可怜的被欺骗的咬了煤气管道,送气,接下来ex把煤气开关把手弄断,于是撑爆了。。。。。
    在TT尸体研究报告以及美国总统热门竞选者被咬掉JJ的俩件事情之后,一局子的人开始为这些个TT忙活开来。
    代替cop去gay bar卧底因为cop警察身份暴漏的之前同cop争吵过的警察Sam,被使坏的塞了黄色手绢挨了坑。哈哈哈
    当然这里抹去了男妓同cop的故事,留些惊喜给你哈~
    故事最后的真相,女教徒绑架生物学家来制作这些东西用来惩罚人类的罪恶和堕落,肃清世界的肮脏。可是cop又用同样的圣经里的话来驳斥她,哑口无言。
   “但我说神会保护所有心中有爱的人,他不管是男男还是男女,他不在乎一个男人是否穿得像女人在酒吧里喝酒,他可能在乎的是人们是否作对了对的事情,但我们都是人类,我们都得为自己选择的生命之路负责。”     

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罪恶之城由三个不怎关联的故事组成:Hartigan的半生旅程、Marv的孤胆复仇记和Dwight的城市历险。性格截然不同的三个男人,都有一身不怕死的蛮劲和一个深爱的女人。三个故事都发生在这个堕落荒废,纸醉金迷的罪恶之城,彼此之间的链接只有个别无关紧要的NPC角色:布鲁斯故事中长大成人的Nancy是酒吧里的舞娘,酒吧里的女侍者是欧文故事中的开头关键人物,在第一个故事中被Marv杀死的Kevin又出现在被分为两段的布鲁斯故事后段的场景中,而片中唯一重复的场景——酒吧里起舞的Nancy又将第一和第三个故事在时间和地点上连接起来。于是整个故事在套用《低速小说》1-2-3-1的故事结构之后,再用片头和片尾同时出现的杀手美男,为影片画了一个完美的圆。
片子使用黑白两色,不,实际上还有被渲染极致的红和黄,绿。无论是血红的天空,金黄色的怪物,还是碧绿的美人双眸,在黑、灰与白的纯色世界里,都更显得气势逼人。除了能够完全拟合漫画原著的双色世界,这样做还有几个好处——在不丢失视觉冲击的前提下,适度降低暴力血腥的为观众带来的负面效果,甚至让某些血腥镜头显得相当幽默。尽管如此,该片的血腥指数仍然令人发指,血液四溅,肢体与头颅乱飞……影片似乎丝毫不顾及正当流行的暴力美学,有意把界限提高,用更纯粹的视觉和心理错觉渲染罪恶之城的漫画暴力。
独白作为影片的另一特色,在其他漫画电影中也不常见。三位主人公或多或少的独白——低沉阴冷的声音,展现给观众性格角色的同时,刚好配合影片黑暗、冰冷又即时狂热的背景。其中Marv的独白最多,这也和他在堕落之城里的孤独性格符合;Dwight的独白最少,恰好是他冷酷的标牌。表演一向是影片最重要的环节之一,罪恶之城里众角色仿佛独身打造。尤其是米基·洛克扮演的Marv,这张可以和Ron Perlman竞演Hellboy的大脸终于在2005年愚人节这天有了不同以往的亮相;布鲁斯韦利斯依然是以往的豪情警察,多了苍老和无奈,纵有悲情的结局;刚刚拿得金球最佳男配角的欧文独当一面;Elijah Wood扮演的食人魔也让人印象深刻……鉴于篇幅关系,其他身着SM行头的女性角色就留给别人来评说好了。
想必会有人指责影片的道德含量不高,除了毫无意义的影像和缺乏内涵的故事情节之外,电影似乎没有说明什么,崇尚暴力?要知道就连蜘蛛侠也意味深长的告诉我们:世界是需要英雄的,而英雄也是需要信仰的。在《罪恶之城》里边几乎没有英雄。米基·洛克为了一个妓女舍生入死,布鲁斯威利斯为了深爱的女孩射穿自己的脑袋—— 影片在近乎完全脱离现实世界的基础上用最基本的人物感情(甚至肉欲)来维持主观上的正义,这在现实世界的道德观中是不可取的。对于这样一部完全忠实原作的电影,那样的反对意见也无非是那些仍不解与漫画为何物的迂腐脑袋的说辞。漫画不为说教,所以问题不是看完以后学到了什么,而是“享受”了什么?表现在画面上,就是超酷的造型,夸张的表情和类似电影电视的活动画面,其间用读者的想象力来填充。何况像这样的cult comic,它并非像朋克音乐一般歇斯底里的暴力咆哮,也不似如荒诞文学里用想象世界对现实的嘲笑。罪恶之城在这一点可谓完美表现——完全忠实原漫画的造型,把画面框架原封不动般上银幕,辅以出色的特技和背景音乐,变本加厉的表现暴力来满足天生本狂的人性。漫画爱好者们怎能不欣喜若狂?
漫画、暴力、与口口相传的好口碑成为本片能够虏获好莱坞愚人节周末大批观众的原因,而色彩、表演、独白,当然也可以算上并非首创的环形结构,是本片不同于以往任何一部漫画电影得出彩之处。仅仅是后期制作中的色彩应用已经足以把导演罗伯特·罗德里格斯记入电影史册。还有,别忘了,无处不在的昆汀这回也在罪恶之城中导演了一小段系列镜头。如此就不难解释不少人会把此片与Pulp Fiction以及Kill Bill联系起来的原因了。
垂直落下的雨点和急速升起的虚拟镜头将整个黑夜城市化作“Sin City”几个血红的字母。孤独、迷离,爱情与原始欲望之都,它用暴力的电影语言和独特的影像方式告诉我们,这即有可能是2005年介于cult与entertainment之间近乎完美的一部电影。

    其实就是这样嘛,神可能在乎的是人们是否作对了对的事情,其他的什么条条框框,都是人给人自己规定的,自己束缚自己用的。最后女教徒自杀时枪里射出的不是子弹而是一个写着love的小旗帜,不知道该哭还是该笑的女教徒啊。

《快把我哥带走》是一部喜剧片,电影的开头讲述了她的哥哥是一个捣蛋鬼,经常整蛊人,比如:电吹风里放面粉、把妹妹的书包藏起来、故意把闹钟调晚让妹妹迟到,在他妹妹生日的那一天,他的妹妹许下了一个愿望(快把我哥带走!),结果第二天她的哥哥(时分)本应该是时秒的哥哥,却变成了秒秒(时秒的同学)的哥哥,她的哥哥刚变成别人的哥哥后时秒非常开心,但想着想着又觉得自己是不是做的太过分了?自己想再次许愿想变回哥哥的时候却不是自己的生日。电影的结尾,到了她的生日,但正好那一天她的哥哥要坐火车离开,她许了一个愿(快把我哥留下来)电影结束了!

【旁边】她在风中颤抖,像枯树上的最后一篇叶子。我让她听到我的脚步。她只犹豫了一下。杀手:想抽支烟么?女孩:当然,我要一支。你也觉得这宴会很无聊么?杀手:我来不是因为宴会。是因为你。我注意你很久了。你拥有男人所能想象的一切美好,不仅仅是容貌,身材,声音,还有你的眼睛,我在你眼睛里看到的一切。女孩:你在我眼睛里看到了什么?杀手:我看到了不寻常的冷静。你已经厌倦了逃跑,你已经准备好了面对你必须面对的事情。但是,你不愿意独自面对。女孩:是的。我不想独自面对。【旁白】风中带来兴奋的味道。她身体柔软又温暖,好像没有重量。她香水的味道好像甜蜜的承诺,让我流泪。我告诉她一切都会好起来。我会把她从她所害怕的一切中拯救出来,远远地。我告诉她,我爱她。消声器让枪鸣好像耳语。我紧搂着她直到她死去。我永远不知道她在逃避什么,明早我就去领她的赏金。

    总之,如果你看腻了那些陈辞滥调万年不变看开头就知道结果的喜剧片,又没有被传统严肃的老一辈的习俗而约束框框对这种B片排斥的话,还是可以看看的,欢快又温情,甚至你也会再次相信起爱情起来。

94美国年拍摄的这部《小鬼当街·超级塞豆隆》,十足的让人百看不厌的喜剧片。

  1. Marv:I try to slow my heart down and breathe the fire out of my lungs.
  2. Marv:That's one fine coat you're wearing

  3. [Marv has been mistaken for Goldie's murderer]
    Marv:You crazy god-damn broad! Just take a look at this mug. Would any of you dames let me get close enough to you to kill you? None of you would, but Goldie... But she only did because she thought I could protect her. And I bet those cops didn't do a damn thing about those other girls, did they? But as soon as they had me for a fall guy they showed up, guns blazing. But they didn't get me and I've been killing my way to the truth ever since. So go ahead, doll, shoot me now, or get the hell out of my way.

  4. [first lines]
    The Salesman:[narrating] She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps. She only goes stiff for a moment.

  5. Lenny:Hold on, Benny. I just want to make sure these two get along all right.
    Roark Jr.:And what kind of a beast couldn't get along with a precious little girl like this? You're probably scared now, but you have nothing to be scared of. All we're going to do is talk, just a nice talk, you and me. Don't you cry now.

  6. Yellow Bastard:[raises knife] Here it comes, it's gonna hurt.
    John Hartigan:You're right about that.
    [stabs him]
    John Hartigan:Sucker.

  7. Brian:[to Dwight] Never give an Irishman a cause for revenge.

  8. Jack Rafferty:[with his hand cut, and one of Miho's shuriken in his butt, while crawling to pick up his hand] Don't laugh, it's not funny!

  9. Cop:You tagged him good.
    Cop:Don't take no chances. Perforate the fool!
    John Hartigan:[turns around and shoots them] Good advice.

  10. John Hartigan:[beating the Yellow Bastard's head in] After a while all I'm doing is punching wet chips of bone into the floorboards. So I stop.

  11. Nancy Callahan:[to Hartigan] It has always been you. All these years...

  12. John Hartigan:[after turning down Nancy] Cold shower. It helps.

  13. Marv:I don't know about you, but I'm havin' a ball.

  14. Manute:The truce of Sin City will be shattered. There'll be arrests, there'll be deaths. Nothing can stop this.

  15. John Hartigan:Roark! Give it up. Let the girl go.
    Roark Jr.:[holding a young Nancy] You can't do a goddamn thing to me Hartigan. You know who I am. You know who my father is! You can't touch me, you piece of shit cop! Look at you, you can't even lift that cannon you carry!
    John Hartigan:[pause] Sure I can.
    [shoots Junior]

  16. Jack Rafferty:Baby doll, I've had me one helluva bad day. I've been beaten up every time I turn around.

  17. [from trailer]
    Jack Rafferty:Come on get in the car baby, we'll just talk it'd be nice.
    [pulls gun]

  18. The Salesman:The wind rises, electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right. That I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far, far away. I tell her I love her.
    The Salesman:[silenced gunshot]
    The Salesman:The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning.

  19. [after being smacked in the jaw by Jackie Boy]
    Bozo No. 1:[about Jackie Boy] He is generous. But that temper of his... you shouldn't have picked on him like you did. My temper, you don't have to worry about.
    Shellie:[grabs a knife and points it at him] Shut up and keep your hands to yourself, or I'll cut your little pecker off.
    Bozo No. 1:Woo! I been told!

  20. Marv:[narrating] Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything...

  21. John Hartigan:I'm looking for Nancy Callahan?
    Shellie:Eyes to the stage, pilgrim. She's just warming up.

  22. Dwight:This clown's out of control. I followed him here to make sure he didn't hurt any of the girls.
    Gail:Us helpless little girls.

  23. Becky:[after Jackie Boy pulls a gun out on her] Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life.

  24. [from trailer]
    Dwight:It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.

  25. Marv:[voiceover] Goldie's dead. I've been framed for murder. The cops are in on it.
    Cop:[knocks on door] Open up! Police!
    Marv:I'll be right out.
    [flicks lighter shut]
    Marv:[Door is blown off its hinges, taking several cops with it]

  26. Marv:What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.

  27. [from trailer]
    Yellow Bastard:Recognize my voice, Hartigan? Recognize my voice, you piece-of-shit cop? I look different, but I bet you can recognize my voice!

  28. Dwight:Where to fight, it counts for a lot. But there's nothing like having your friends show up with lots of guns.

  29. Jack Rafferty:You want to see it? You wanna see what I got?
    Becky:I've seen all shapes, all sizes.
    Jack Rafferty:[pulls gun] You seen this one?

  30. [from trailer]
    Jack Rafferty:You wanna see it? You wanna see what I got?

  31. Senator Rourk:Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my picture. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you.

  32. Klump:And, if my current state of much-justified petulance permits me to press the point, you are likeways demonstratably bereft of a working understanding of the perimeters of our beforementioned mission at hand.
    Klump:Relevant to said mission is the following query I now put forth to you. Said query concerning matters strictly spatial in nature... Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?

  33. Jack Rafferty:You're gonna love this, baby.

  34. Dwight:It's your apartment. But be careful, Shellie, this clown's got big, mean drunk-on and he's got four friends out there in the hall, breathing hard and just as drunk as he is.
    Jack Rafferty:Hey, I could swear I heard somebody in there with you, just now. You got somebody with you, baby? You be honest with me. You owe me that much.
    Shellie:Somebody? Jackie Boy, it's a regular African love-fest in here. I got me all five starters and half the bench of the Basin City Blues keeping me company. You feel like taking them on?
    Jack Rafferty:You're teasing me, baby. I'm no racist.

  35. Lucille:[screaming] He made me watch!

  36. Klump:I can only express puzzlement, that borders on alarm.

  37. Dwight:Do I risk it all and take this cop down?

  38. Marv:Lucille's my parole officer. She's a dyke, but God knows why. With that body of hers she could have any man she wants.

  39. Cardinal Roark:[holding Kevin's head before Marv kills him] We're going home, Kevin.

  40. Shellie:[after Dwight drowns Jackie-Boy in his own urine] Dwight, what did you do to him?
    Dwight:I gave him a taste of his own medicine.

  41. John Hartigan:[pounding Yellow Bastard into floor]
    [shouts]
    John Hartigan:Eight long years, you son of a bitch!

  42. Cop:There's no sign of him!
    Marv:Here's a sign!
    [hits cop in groin with hatchet]

  43. [Hartigan is on his way to go save a girl from a rapist]
    Bob:I'm gonna get on the horn and wait for back-up. We're gonna wait for back-up!
    John Hartigan:Sure, Bob. You'll call for back-up. And we'll sit on our hands while that Roark brat gets his sick thrills from viction number four. Victim number four! Nancy Callahan. Age 11. She'll be raped and slashed to ribbons. And that back-up we're waiting on will just happen to show up late enough to let Roark get back home to his U.S. Senator daddy and everything will be fine until Junior gets the itch again.
    Bob:Take a deep breath, Hartigan. Settle down and think straight. You're pushing 60. You've got a bum ticker. You're not saving anybody.
    John Hartigan:You've got a great attitude, Bob. You're a great cop. A real credit to the force, you are.
    Bob:Eileen's home waiting for you. Think about Eileen.
    John Hartigan:Heck, Bob. Maybe you're right.
    Bob:I'm glad to hear you're finally talking sense!
    [Hartigan punches Bob in the face]
    John Hartigan:[narrating] Hell of a way to end a partnership. Hell of a way to start my retirement.

  44. Marv:You can scream now if you want.

  45. John Hartigan:[to Nancy] Whatever he does to you: don't scream.

  46. Marv:Hell's waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here.

  47. Marv:I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it.

  48. John Hartigan:Skinny little Nancy Callahan. She grew up. She filled out.

  49. [after Jackie-Boy's head explodes]
    Manute:No, McCarthy, you shit!

  50. Jack Rafferty:Come on in the car, baby.
    Becky:I'm sorry. I do the day shift and it's been a long day. Besides, I don't do group jobs.
    Jack Rafferty:Come on in and we can just have a nice talk.
    Becky:I don't do talk jobs either.

  51. John Hartigan:Aim careful, and look the devil in the eye.

  52. Dwight:Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.

  53. [Marv?s last line]
    Marv:Is that the best you can do, you pansies?

  54. Marv:[to Kevin] I got you now, ya little bastard. Let's see you hop around now.

  55. Marv:Wait a second. Why'd she call you Wendy?
    Wendy:Because that's my name, you ape. Goldie was my sister. My twin sister.
    Marv:I guess she was the nice one.

  56. Stuka:[after getting shot with an arrow] Hey... Will ya look at that? It's right through me. Guys, look. It's cut a hole right through me.
    Schutz:There's something wrapped around it. Some kind of note.
    Manute:Give it to me.
    Stuka:Guys, this is starting to really hurt. Just look at it. It's poked a hole right through me. Guys?
    Manute:[reading the note] McCarthy, you fool.
    Stuka:Guys, don't you think maybe somebody oughta call a doctor for me or something? This isn't the kind of thing you just ignore, guys.
    Manute:Out back. Everyone. Bring the women.
    Stuka:Guys?

  57. John Hartigan:There's wrong, and there's wrong, and there's *this*.

  58. John Hartigan:When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

  59. Marv:He never screams. Even after the dog has its fill and his guts are hanging out, he never screams.

  60. Dwight:I tell little Miho what has to be done. Then I?ll make the most important phone call in my life.

  61. Dwight:Miho. You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God. And if you'd shown up about ten minutes earlier, we'd still have Jackie-Boy's head.

  62. Dwight:She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

  63. Priest:...ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for.
    Marv:Worth dying for.
    [shoots priest]
    Marv:Worth killing for.
    [shoots him again]
    Marv:Worth going to hell for.
    [shoots him again]
    Marv:Amen.

  64. Marv:I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

  65. [repeated line]
    Marv:That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'.

  66. Gail:[to the Oldtown Girls] We'll fight the cops, the mob, and anybody else who tries to move in on us. We'll go to war.
    Dwight:Don't be stupid, Gail. Get me a car.
    Gail:Who do you think you are? You got what you wanted out of us.
    [Gail puts the gun to his face]
    Gail:You got what you wanted out of me.
    Dwight:If I don't make it back, you can have your war.
    [Dwight and Gail kiss]
    Dwight:[to Miho] get me a hardtop with a decent engine and make sure it's got a big trunk.
    [to Gail]
    Dwight:I love you baby.
    Gail:Always and never.

  67. [voiceover]
    John Hartigan:I take away his weapon.
    [shoots Junior's hand]
    John Hartigan:[pauses] Both of them.
    [shoots Junior's groin]

  68. Dwight:Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.

  69. Marv:I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.

  70. Brian:Want the head there, sweetheart? Come and get it!
    [Dwight jumps into the sewer, guns blazing]
    Brian:I coulda put a bullet in your ear just now, laddy, if I hadn't gone off and got me revolver all wet and useless.
    [big explosion]
    Brian:Better come clean with ya now, sweetheart. That was an outright lie I was giving ya about me revolver.

  71. Marv:I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

  72. Dwight:My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. there's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for you tonight, I will.

  73. Marv:[at his own execution] Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night.

  74. Dwight:Get that gun out of my face, Gail.

  75. John Hartigan:And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God.

  76. Marv:That's the thing with dames, sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.

  77. Dwight:It wasn't "Stop." Shellie wasn't saying "Stop." If I had waited and listened to her, I would've known. I could've warned the girls to go easy. To settle for scaring them off. Shellie didn't say "Stop," she said "Cop." He's a *cop*. Detective Lieutenant Jack Rafferty. "Iron Jack" the papers call him. A goddamn *hero cop*

  78. Wendy:You sat there and took it... when you could've taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to...
    Marv:Sure, but I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you. And I probably would've had to paste you one, getting the gun and I don't hurt dames.

  79. Yellow Bastard:[referring to 19-year-old Nancy] A little old for my taste, but I can forgive that just this once!

  80. Yellow Bastard:[to Hartigan] My dad - I'd love him if I didn't *hate* him! He spent a fortune hiring every expert on the planet to grow back that equipment you blew off between my legs! He succeeded, although, as you can see, there were side effects...

  81. Yellow Bastard:[on the phone] And it'd better be perfect or I'm gonna call my dad!

  82. Marv:I've been framed for murder and the cops are in on it. But the real enemy, the son of a bitch who killed the angel lying next to me, he's out there somewhere, out of sight, the big missing piece that'll give me how and the why and a face and a name and a soul to send screaming into hell.

  83. Shellie:You brought your whole pack with you? None of these losers got lives they gotta hang with you?

  84. Dwight:There's no use arguing with her, the ladies are their own enforcers.

  85. Gail:Those boys in that Chrysler are one mistake away from seeing what Miho can do, And she' been aching for some practice.
    Dwight:She guides my glance upwards to the pixy person on the roof's edge. Deadly little Miho.

  86. Shellie:Wish you would've dropped by earlier, Jackie Boy. Then you could've met my boyfriend, Could've seen what a real man looks like.

  87. Shellie:Somebody? Jackie Boy, it's a regular African love fest in here. I got me all five starters and half of Basin City Blues keeping me company.

  88. Shellie:Forget it, man, You can bang on that door *all* night if you want. There's no way in hell I'm letting you in.

  89. Shellie:Shut up and keep your hands to yourself or I'll cut your little pecker off.

  90. John Hartigan:You're just a horny ex con watching an exotic dancer.

  91. Shellie:On a night like this everybody's looking for somebody stranger.

  92. Jack Rafferty:What are you gonna do when you run out of gas, call Triple A? You sucker for the babes.

  93. [Dwight is driving to The Pits]
    Jack Rafferty:...sccaught you ssmokinggthere, bud.
    Dwight:You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead. I'm just imagining this, so shut the hell up.
    Jack Rafferty:...Hntells you somethin 'bout your sstate a' mind don't it?... Ss'got you hearin things'got yer nerves shot. S'got you ssmoking... You know it's truuuuuuue nobody ever really quitsss... Smoker's a smoker when the chips're downn and your chips're down, pretty much
    Dwight:I'm fine, you shut the hell up.
    Jack Rafferty:Will ya look at thaat! Oooooh, those hookers let ya dowwnn hehehehe... What're you gonna do when ya run outta gas? Call Triple A? You ssucker for the babes, you... You ain't even gonna make itt to The Pitss.
    Dwight:You shut the hell up... I'll make it.
    Jack Rafferty:Not unless you keep your eyess on the road, sshugar-pie...
    [shouts]
    Jack Rafferty:Watch it!
    Dwight:[Dwight swerves to miss an oncoming car. Jackie-Boy falls onto Dwight's arm, leaning on him]
    Jack Rafferty:Ahh this is grrreatt, s'just like being in a buddy movie. Heheheheh...
    Dwight:Shut Up!
    [flings Jackie-Boy off of him]
    Jack Rafferty:Hehehe
    [cop on a motorcycle follows them]
    Jack Rafferty:Oh, you're screwed. It's over
    [lights cigarette]
    Jack Rafferty:You're flushed.
    Dwight:This time I can't bring myself to tell him to shut up. Sure he's an asshole... Sure he's dead... Sure I'm just imagining that he's talking. None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right. I don't have a chance in hell of outrunning this cop. Not in this heap. The only question left is whether I'm gonna kill him or not. Tough call. For all I know, he's an honest cop, regular guy. Working stiff with a mortgage, a wife and a pile of kids. My hand moves all on its own, sliding on of my guns to my lap and thumbing back the hammer. I don't know what to do...
    Jack Rafferty:You better stopp, you're making him mad.
    Dwight:...Whatever you say...
    [slams on the brakes, smashing Jackie-Boy's head into the dashboard]

  94. Senator Rourk:Tell anybody the truth and they're dead!

  95. Marv:I had to fight some cops.
    Lucille:Oh, that's lovely. You didn't happen to kill any of them, did you?
    Marv:Nah, I don't think so, but they know they been in a fight, that's for sure.

  96. John Hartigan:An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade. I love you, Nancy.

  97. Cardinal Roark:What the hell do you know...
    Marv:I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

  98. Marv:She smells like angels ought to smell. The perfect woman. The goddess.

  99. Nancy, Age 11:They won't let me testify. I told the cops that you saved my life and they just acted like I was crazy. They talked my parents into keeping me away. They said that you done things that you didn't do. I told them that you saved me from that Roark creep, but they won't even check me out to see if I'm still a virgin. I'm still a virgin, still alive... thanks to you. They got it all backwards.
    John Hartigan:Sometimes the truth doesn't matter like it ought. But you'll always remember things right. That's gonna mean a lot to me. But stay away, Nancy. They'll kill you if you don't stay away. Don't visit me. Don't write me. Don't even say my name.
    Nancy, Age 11

You'd never call me Cop again,and I like it when you do.
I promise I'll always call you Cop.
Really?
Say it again.
Cop.
Again.
Cop.
Again.
Cop.
Again.
Kiss me,Cop.

九个月大的“塞豆隆”出身名门,极受父母和保姆的宠爱,不幸成为三个坏蛋绑票的最佳对象。三个坏蛋艾迪,法兰和莫尔伪装成照相师上门骗走了“塞豆隆”。

引自百科

令他们大跌眼镜的是,“塞豆隆”从他们的藏身之所爬着逃了出去。更可怕的是,三个大人一路追逐这位宝贝,竟然屡屡失手,个个弄得惨不忍睹。先是头目失足掉下高楼,摔得乱七八糟,然后是三人被肥婆暴打一顿,到动物园里更是让大猩猩弄得叫苦不迭。后来,他们在露天草坪终于抓住了塞豆隆,结果警察的到来又不得不眼巴巴看着宝贝火烧连营,顺利逃走。

另外小小要介绍1990年至2012年共分五部上映的《小鬼当家系列》

小鬼当家:独自在家

影片简介:一年一度的圣诞节又到了。全家忙着外出欢度圣诞假期,不料忙中出错,将家里最小的成员——8岁的凯文留在了家里。爸爸妈妈急坏了,可此时他们已经身在外地,一时亦无可奈何。倒是凯文乐坏了,难得一个人在家,凯文将家里布置成了“游乐场”。 两个刚出狱的窃贼将目光瞄向了凯文家。当他们鬼鬼祟祟的踏入凯文家时,凯文凭借自己的醒目和家里的“游乐场机关”,和两个笨贼玩起了“游戏”,笑料百出。凯文最后能否这场“游戏”的胜利?

小鬼当家2:玩转纽约

影片简介:又一年圣诞节来临,上集因被遗忘在家而没有去成圣诞旅游的凯文(麦考利·卡尔金 Macaulay Culkin 饰)今年和家人准备到佛罗里达去享受他们的圣诞假期。粗心的爸爸妈妈这次当然不会再忘记带上凯文,但他们丢三落四的性格没有改变。眼看飞机准备起飞了,一家子才急冲冲的赶到机场。这次凯文没被忘在家里,却在登记时被忘在了机场,阴差阳错的登上了飞往纽约的航班!第一次来到这个完全陌生的大城市,聪明捣蛋的凯文也不禁暗暗害怕。更糟糕的是,他竟然遇上了上一集在他家里被他修理得很惨的那两个笨贼。两人刚刚越狱出来,碰上了凯文,这次自然要一雪前耻。于是,凯文的战场从上一集的家里搬到了纽约的中央公园酒店和玩具反斗城!

小鬼当家3:

百看不厌的喜剧片,其实还蛮多的,但是最喜欢的我还是会选《射雕英雄传之东成西就》。

当然喜剧也有很多种,有让人看的时候哈哈大笑,看完后很心酸的,例如周星驰的《大话西游》;有笑完后会让人细思极恐的,例如《唐人街探案1》;有笑完后让人反思社会现状的,例如《让子弹飞》。。。

《东成西就》绝对属于治愈系--特别适合心情不好的时候看

我经常会在心情不好,或者在单位中遇到不开心的事情时,会回家翻出这部片子来看。

虽然情节无厘头,但是我看这个就是想哈哈一笑,让自己开心!我不需要记住什么情节;不需要探讨内容真不真实;不需要纠结演员演技是否浮夸;我只需要看的时候忍不住哈哈大笑,看完后伤心减轻一大半,然后该干嘛干嘛去,就OK了。

《东成西就》汇集了众多那个时期最优秀的演员

直到现在他们在我们心中仍然是“神”一般的级别:

梁朝伟-1次戛纳、5次金像、3次金马影帝

梁家辉-4次金像、2次金马影帝

张国荣-1次金像影帝、1次金马最佳原创电影歌曲奖、无数贡献奖

张学友-1次金像、一次金马最佳男配角、无数金曲奖

林青霞-1次金马影后

张曼玉-5次金像、4次金马、1次戛纳、1次柏林、1次亚太电影节影后

王祖贤-1次金像影后

刘嘉玲-5次金像影后提名

论颜值都是“男神”“女神”级别;论演技吊打无数现在的“小鲜肉”

就这样一群影帝、影后们依靠着天马行空的想象力,玩着玩着就拍出了盛世经典之剧。我们也权当在看我们的偶像们嬉笑玩闹,然后哈哈一笑

《东成西就》里的主题曲、插曲,也是带动喜悦情绪的重点

《我LOVE你》、《谁是大英雄》,欢快的节奏,配上夸张的表演,画面感十足,那就是《一出喜剧》

所以说,如果你看喜剧想解乏、解闷、解忧愁,我觉得这部《东成西就》会让你从开始笑到结束,很开心的

如果你想看更多好看又有内涵的喜剧片,我也可以推荐其他,希望能帮到您。

喜剧中的经典之作《东成西就》!

《东成西就》是在拍《东邪西毒》的空档中抽空拍出来的爆笑喜剧,整部电影充满各种爆笑情节,第一次看的时候笑到肚子疼!而且巨星云集!张学友、张国荣、梁家辉、梁朝伟、张曼玉、林青霞、王祖贤等等!演员阵容超级强大。影帝影后级别的演员纷纷不顾形象,一本正经的搞笑,港片中少有的!没想到梁朝伟除了忧郁,他的搞笑功力也是如此厉害,他和张学友饰演的洪七公在山谷底下的那段打斗,着实笑得肚子疼!王祖贤一直以来的形象都是天仙美女,而在里面却是一个神经质的小师妹,这另外一面让人措手不及,哈哈!

心情不好的时候翻出来看看,只是为了能哈哈一笑,不用考虑它背后是否还有更深层次的什么含义,不用看它是否想映射什么,只为开怀大笑!我想这就足够了,作为喜剧,最重要的是能给人们带来开心快乐,至于其他,留给那些有深度的电影人去想吧!我是普通观众,看喜剧就图开心!

所以首推《东成西就》!

上个世纪四十年代,好莱坞有一部电影,叫做《出水芙蓉》,真是一部让人百看不厌的喜剧。

1

《出水芙蓉》主要讲述了作曲家史蒂夫与游泳教练卡罗琳相爱,却因经纪人的从中作梗而分手。为了挽回卡罗琳的心,史蒂夫只好利用校规的漏洞,入读卡罗琳工作的女子学校。

一个大男人入读了一所女子学校,大家想想会发生些什么?

2

这部影片可谓是笑料一箩筐,许多桥段都成为经典,被人们反复传播和模仿。

其中,最为著名的可能就是史蒂夫穿上粉色的裙子跳芭蕾的那一段了,真是怎么看都看不够。

3

该片的另一大亮点是配乐非常的棒。

片中有大量的音乐、舞蹈的表演,看起来真是赏心悦目。

其中,史蒂夫创作的男女混声多重唱那一段,简直是美妙无比。

4

另外,本片结尾部分的“水上盛典”也是气势恢宏,令人难忘。

片中,扮演女主卡罗琳的演员埃丝特·威廉斯曾是一名跳水运动员,她不仅长相甜美,身材高挑,而且还拥有一流的水上运动天赋。

她把结尾部分的花样游泳,表演得真是美轮美奂,让人惊叹。

可以说,《出水芙蓉》是一部很难超越的经典爱情喜剧片,感兴趣的小伙伴儿,可以找来看一看。

《虎口脱险》,这是一部法式经典浪漫喜剧影片,整部影片都充满音乐剧般的诗情画意。虽然危机四伏但看起来却轻松无比。很多地方颇有创意和想象力,让人笑的前仰后合。我看过不知道有多少遍了,现在回想起来还是忍不住要开怀大笑。

《虎口脱险》是Les Films Corona制作发行的战争喜剧电影。该片由杰拉尔·乌里执导,路易·德·菲耐斯、安德烈·布尔维尔等演出,于1966年12月8日在法国上映。

能让我百看不厌的喜剧片,《东成西就》算一部!《92家有喜事》算一部!

一、《东成西就》(1993)

1.这部喜剧片聚集的明星那可不是一般多:张国荣、林青霞、梁朝伟、张学友、梁家辉、王祖贤、刘嘉玲、张曼玉、钟镇涛等等。

这部喜剧才是刘镇伟真正意义上的巅峰之作,虽然有这么多明星,但是每个人都有自己鲜明的人物特色,如痴情表妹,邋里邋遢,憨厚的丐帮洪七(张学友)。和外表阴险狡诈,实际衰到家的欧阳锋(梁朝伟)。其中他们两人在剧中的相爱相杀,尤其是洪七求死那段真是经典中的经典,绝对不能吃饭的时候观看。

每个明星在里面都打破常规,贡献了精彩演技,例如段王爷(梁家辉)扮作女人那一段,绝对是港片中男扮女最有喜剧效果的片段。

而刘嘉玲在里面饰演的周伯通,也是让人捧腹。虽然出场时间不多,但一出来就是爆点。

可以说是全程一路从头笑到尾的电影,同时也贡献了大量的“名句”

据说这是当时影片老板纠集了一帮明星给王家卫拍摄《东邪西毒》,但是墨镜王随着自己的性子拍摄,要不就整组停工自己找思路,要不就临时CUT想台词。实在受不了赶紧叫刘镇伟来救场,刘镇伟就接着这个班底拍的《东成西就》。当时所有的明星上午拍摄喜剧《东成西就》,下午要变换情绪拍墨镜王的装X武侠片《东邪西毒》。梁朝伟他们差点就精神分裂了。都是和周围的人反应:“我不知道我是谁了”。

二、《家有喜事》(1992)

1992版的《家有喜事》比97版更加经典和搞笑,当然两部都是非常经典的香港喜剧片!

92版的《家有喜事》也是汇集了很多明星:张国荣、周星驰、黄百鸣饰演常家三兄弟,主要剧情就在这三兄弟身上展开。

同样也是所有明星的表演都非常到位而且突破了自己平时的状态,而且都有一些反差,演出了爆笑喜剧的感觉。

而且其中的段子搞笑又非常贴合人物性格特点

所以休息时间想看喜剧片的朋友们可以不时拿出这两部温习哦,头条或微信关注“云帆聊电影”,了解电影资讯,分享电影资源。

《爱情公寓》系列(电影版除外)、《家有儿女》前面两部、《麦兜:我和我的妈妈》这些喜剧片让我百看不厌。

有空会在网上刷截取的视频来看,还是觉得很搞笑。

《爱情公寓》很多人都看过的,我们这一代年轻人的回忆,讲述着几个青年人在一个小区里共同合租、一起生活的日常故事,主要以沙雕梗为看点,台词风格是搞笑中带有深意,并非毫无逻辑。比如曾小贤说过的成功的三要素:第一,坚持;第二,不要脸;第三,坚持不要脸。细细结合现实生活,很多搞笑台词真的是来源生活啊。

《家有儿女》也是我们共同的童年回忆,讲述着一个重组家庭3个小孩2个大人的日常故事,风格:温馨搞笑富含家庭教育深意。

《麦兜:我和我的妈妈》香港本土动画片,风格类似日本的《蜡笔小新》,只是麦兜没有小新那么调皮,他很笨很善良可爱,主要讲述着麦兜和他妈妈之间的故事,台词简单风趣、情感真挚动人,是一部同时面对小孩和成人的轻喜剧动画片。

哪部喜剧片让你百看不厌?

哪部喜剧片百看不厌?周星驰系列的电影都挺耐看的, 还有早期的各种喜剧片都不错。不过我最喜欢的还是徐峥和王宝强的《人在囧途》。这部电影是由武汉华旗影视制作公司出品,叶伟民执导,文隽监制,徐峥、王宝强主演。

2010年6月4日上映,制作成本才700万,票房达到了3763.5万,典型的小成本赚大钱之作。这部影片也让王宝强转型成笑星,让徐峥正式开启爆红模式。

故事内容

临近春节,事业有成的李成功(徐峥)准备回老家长沙过年,这次回去他决定和老婆离婚与情人曼妮在一起。在机场,遇到了同样前往长沙要债的挤奶工牛耿(王宝强)。两人在一起囧事不断坐飞机,飞机停飞。坐火车快到长沙了前方又塌方。在经历了丢钱包、被骗钱、中奖得面包车等等一系列的事情之后,还是没能在春节前赶到家。两人大过年的还要在荒郊野外露宿,好在牛耿的包里带了很多吃的和用的。两人生起了篝火,煮起了泡面,吃起了榨菜香肠卤蛋还喝起了酒。也算是自得其乐。牛耿的乐观单纯也改变了李成功自私冷漠的性格。

历经千辛回到家后,李成功看到老婆无微不至的照顾着自己的母亲和女儿。想到两人以前生活的点点滴滴,他的内心开始动摇。同时,曼妮比李成功早一步到长沙,本来是想给李成功的一个惊喜的。不过看到李成功老婆这么贤惠,看到他们一家人这么幸福的时候,她不忍破坏这种幸福于是选择了退出。这个春节,李成功不光身体回家了,心灵也回归了家庭,大团圆结局。

笑料

▲飞机上不让带液体,王宝强直接把一大桶牛奶喝了。由于喝的太多,在飞机上王宝强是真的吐奶了。

▲火车停开,徐峥和王宝强在一家小旅馆过夜,由于钱包丢了只能两人开一个房间。房间里也只有一张床,王宝强还裸睡、磨牙、说梦话、放屁、臭脚丫。这让徐峥忍无可忍。这段情节设计非常的滑稽,以至于徐峥看到王宝强,频频笑场。

▲徐峥误闯黄小蕾的房间,正好碰到黄小蕾的丈夫查房。本来黄小蕾光明磊落,让丈夫查,自己还指指这里,点点那里,最后在门背后却发现了穿着裤衩的徐峥,还掉了一只鞋下来。这段情节后来被很多喜剧人模仿过。

结束语

这部片子喜欢的人很喜欢,不喜欢的人很不喜欢。当时王宝强和徐峥两人影响力还不大,不然这部片子放在春节档上映,票房估计还要翻一倍。一部既幽默又温情,既表现春运回家的人们的艰辛又表现人们对美好生活的向往,想不火真的很难。此后徐峥和王宝强还合作了《泰囧》由于用了《人在囧途之泰囧》这个名字做宣传,还被前东家告了,打起了侵权官司。

虽然《泰囧》的票房达到了12.67亿还找了黄渤加盟。但我始终觉得《泰囧》没有《人在囧途》好看。在电影的立意上,两部片子还是有差距的。《泰囧》的超高票房可以看作是《人在囧途》影响力的延续。至于所谓的第三部《港囧》,徐峥卖起了情怀,但口碑不佳。特别是包贝尔替代了王宝强,被人诟病。《港囧》之后,徐峥重新审视了自己,随后的《幕后玩家》和《我不是药神》就是徐峥交出的答卷。他也是我最喜欢的内地演员之一。

有3部小清新的爱情喜剧片让我百看不厌,经常时不时地翻看一遍,跟大家分享一下。

  1. 《我很好,谢谢,我爱你》

泰国小清新爱情电影总是能将俗套的故事演绎的青涩可人,浪漫有余。这个片子前半部分很搞笑,可以笑岔气的那种好笑;后半部分温情之余,又有点儿小小的心酸。女主很美,英文标准又没口音,厉害(不知道是不是配音标准喔);男主浑身一股痞帅痞帅的气质,但其实幽默又细心,两人冤家不打不相识,彗星撞地球一般,真是太有趣太甜太好看了。人生不乏有很好的爱着你的人,对方条件不是比拟幸福与开心的标准,只要找对了人,他/她就是你想在老的时候牵着手过马路的人。


  1. 《今天的恋爱》

这是一个老套的暖男备胎的故事,最大的亮点是对于做作的女主角我竟然不讨厌,看来“颜值就是正义”这句话不无道理呀。整部电影的基调轻松,幽默,有趣,节奏轻快,故事明媚,看起来不无聊,能够在上班的疲惫之余,带给自己多一分快乐的感受。

人无论长到了多少岁,内心最柔软的角落,总是单纯而快乐的。看电影也是如此,我内心最柔软的角落,总是留给这类纯爱的电影。正是因为现实世界有着太多的不圆满,反而会去电影世界中沉迷,去寻找久违的感觉。总之,这部片子看得挺开心的,完全不用动脑筋的电影不是挺好的吗?


3.《熟男,我爱你》

浪漫轻松爱情喜剧总是让人没有抵抗力,这部少女攻和大叔受的意式喜剧显得活力充沛、没心没肺、浪漫风趣,爱情显得特别的单纯,没其它的杂质。洛丽塔遇到鸦片男,春风玉露,再俗气的剧情,都抵挡不住一直看下去的欲望。本片剧情烂俗又混乱!只可惜,大叔+萝莉,俊男+美女的组合严重满足了我的恶趣味,引起极度舒适,看完之后,心情大好,胃口大开,能够多吃三碗米饭。

感谢邀请

百看不厌加上喜剧的话那就得从周星驰的作品里面挑了。

他的作品除了那就是上个世纪的那些外加05年的那部《功夫》了,他的好多电影我都是一直在翻看

《唐伯虎点秋香》

《国产凌凌漆》

《功夫》

《回魂夜》

《大话西游》1和2

这几部是我最喜欢的,也是翻看次数最多的,非得排个一二三的话,那我选《功夫》

《功夫》这部影片经典太多了,像里面的台词啊,或者是每个演员都刻画的太好了,无论是主演周星驰或者其他演员,都让我记忆深刻。

酱爆:包租婆怎么没水了?

冯小刚:还有王法吗?还有法律吗?

师爷:警察出来洗地了

琛哥带人去贫民窟找回场子,包租公立马用碎花盆里面的土盖住头,装死,这个情景我记得好深。

还有包租婆和包租公去找琛哥的时候,周星驰的头被火云邪神捶到了地下,那个腿却弹起来了,超级搞笑有没有

《功夫》里面让你笑到肚子疼的场景有哪些呢?

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